Lingo

Be the life of the party and throw these beauties into your conversation!

A bonus point if you guess which one matches the photo.

 

HOPE – Have Only Positive Expectations

AFBT – Another F-ing Blood Test

PAB – Prednisone’s A Bitch

FUSUOLS – F-ed Up Super Ugly Old Lady Skin

OMP – One More Poke

IHNFP – I Have No F-ing Platelets

HAFH – Hoag Away From Home

S!IDHED – Sh*t! I Don’t Have Enough Doctors

LSIOMAT – Let’s Squeeze In One More Appointment Today

ILLFRMT – It Looks Like Frankenstein Ravaged My Thigh

BIOTP – Blame It On The Prednisone

HUAH – Hooked Up At Hoag

INPEP – I’m Not Popping Enough Pills

HAFATS – Hematomas Are Fugly And They Suck

NSHLAMFAANFP – Neupogen Shots Hurt Like A Mo Fo And Are Not For Pussies

PLABA – PICC Lines Are Bad Ass

KANPSB – Kick Ass Negative Pressure Sterile Bubble

TPMNAAFAHNAA – They Promised My New Antibodies Are From A Horse, Not An Ass

ABFHDB – A Bacteria Free Hospital Diet Blows

BOTFUC – Bring On The F-ed Up Complications

DPPP – Dr. P’s Pee Pill

IBMWBC – I Blutarsky-ed My White Blood Cells

AINHA – And I’m Not Horsing Around

NTIFTBDAT-NSA – Night Time Is For Tests, Blood Draws And Transfusions – No Sleeping Allowed

IHFATEOML – I Have Footballs At The Ends Of My Legs

MTAPFUFTC – My Teeth Are Pretty F-ed Up From The Chemo

GVHPMBOTPPT – Graft Vs. Host Has Put Me Back On The Prednisone Party Train

THSIOOC – The Hair Situation Is Out Of Control

TOTC – Tools Of Terror Cart

CBIART – Chemo Brain Is A Real Thing

MNILTCCABB – Maybe Now I’ll Lose The Chipmunk Cheekery And Buddha Bellyness

WTFEDINTK? – What The F Else Do I Need To Know?

FUFAF – F’ed Up, Festering And Fugly

TDVPHCCIBP – The Dreaded Vitamin P Has Caused Cataracts In Both Peepers

SBR – Sochi Bathroom Rules

SUTHMAPAB – Stop Using The Harsh Meds And Pop A Benadryl

WTFIAC? – What The F Is A Chimera?

MEWZWA”FLB” – My Eyes Were Zapped With A “Frickin Laser Beam”

radass – rad + badass

prick – pre + sick

SEPDALS – Stupendously Excellent Potential Donor And Life Saver

COHCP – City Of Hope Combo Pack

YOLT – You Only Live Twice

shituation – shit + situation

AFBS – Another F-ing Booster Shot

ASY – Always Say Yes

bronor – brother + donor

AFTS – Another F-ing Tummy Stick

MWAW – My Woes Are Wee

MAT – Middle Aged Toddler