Be the life of the party and throw these beauties into your conversation!
A bonus point if you guess which one matches the photo.
HOPE – Have Only Positive Expectations
AFBT – Another F-ing Blood Test
PAB – Prednisone’s A Bitch
FUSUOLS – F-ed Up Super Ugly Old Lady Skin
OMP – One More Poke
IHNFP – I Have No F-ing Platelets
HAFH – Hoag Away From Home
S!IDHED – Sh*t! I Don’t Have Enough Doctors
LSIOMAT – Let’s Squeeze In One More Appointment Today
ILLFRMT – It Looks Like Frankenstein Ravaged My Thigh
BIOTP – Blame It On The Prednisone
HUAH – Hooked Up At Hoag
INPEP – I’m Not Popping Enough Pills
HAFATS – Hematomas Are Fugly And They Suck
NSHLAMFAANFP – Neupogen Shots Hurt Like A Mo Fo And Are Not For Pussies
PLABA – PICC Lines Are Bad Ass
KANPSB – Kick Ass Negative Pressure Sterile Bubble
TPMNAAFAHNAA – They Promised My New Antibodies Are From A Horse, Not An Ass
ABFHDB – A Bacteria Free Hospital Diet Blows
BOTFUC – Bring On The F-ed Up Complications
DPPP – Dr. P’s Pee Pill
IBMWBC – I Blutarsky-ed My White Blood Cells
AINHA – And I’m Not Horsing Around
NTIFTBDAT-NSA – Night Time Is For Tests, Blood Draws And Transfusions – No Sleeping Allowed
IHFATEOML – I Have Footballs At The Ends Of My Legs
MTAPFUFTC – My Teeth Are Pretty F-ed Up From The Chemo
GVHPMBOTPPT – Graft Vs. Host Has Put Me Back On The Prednisone Party Train
THSIOOC – The Hair Situation Is Out Of Control
TOTC – Tools Of Terror Cart
CBIART – Chemo Brain Is A Real Thing
MNILTCCABB – Maybe Now I’ll Lose The Chipmunk Cheekery And Buddha Bellyness
WTFEDINTK? – What The F Else Do I Need To Know?
FUFAF – F’ed Up, Festering And Fugly
TDVPHCCIBP – The Dreaded Vitamin P Has Caused Cataracts In Both Peepers
SBR – Sochi Bathroom Rules
SUTHMAPAB – Stop Using The Harsh Meds And Pop A Benadryl
WTFIAC? – What The F Is A Chimera?
MEWZWA”FLB” – My Eyes Were Zapped With A “Frickin Laser Beam”
radass – rad + badass
prick – pre + sick
SEPDALS – Stupendously Excellent Potential Donor And Life Saver
COHCP – City Of Hope Combo Pack
YOLT – You Only Live Twice
shituation – shit + situation
AFBS – Another F-ing Booster Shot
ASY – Always Say Yes
bronor – brother + donor
AFTS – Another F-ing Tummy Stick
MWAW – My Woes Are Wee
MAT – Middle Aged Toddler
6 thoughts on “Lingo”
As team Joselyn is about to undertake another week of AFBT (or 3), time HUAH with the nice nurses there admiring her ILLFRMT and FUSUOLS while we discuss LSIOMAT as they admisister OMP. As we ride the roller coaster of Enosiliphilic Fasciitis, we are reminded that PAB so we can BIOTP as we we experience the valleys of this brutal disease. Since Jos’ immunity system is compromised, she has limited contact with others so we are fortunate for her social life that she can experience SIDHED.
Rest assured, we will soon be back to HAFH because I(she)HNFP.
I would like to say how wonderful and on top of it you have been.Kicking it in big time.I know how much you love Jos and ‘You are the man” Its been tough on you seeing her go through this and your strength and commitment are admirable…. When the going gets tough thats when true character shines..
I love you,
And I thought that tax terms were bad! You get extra points for these acronyms.
OMG….that looks MFing bad. HSIDWT- Holy Shit I dont want that! XO, JJ
Having read (some of) your blog all I can say is MWAW!