Buttkick List Update – Gliding

Gliding is something that has long fascinated me, but I didn’t know much about it, like how the f a plane with no engine can stay in the air and be controlled well enough for the passengers to survive the flight. The first thing I always devour when checking into a hotel, lodge, inn, or […]

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Buttkick List Update – Zorbing

Being that my health is fairly stellar these days (apart from a few little side trips to fungal ball, sinus, cyst, and dental root specialists), I have been kicking ass on The List ūüôā ¬†A recent checkmark I want to share with you is zorbing. ¬†I know. ¬†WTF is zorbing? ¬†Read and learn. One of […]

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HELP!

Calling all mystery solvers, P.I. wanna bes, puzzlers, riddlers, crypto chasers, scavenger hunters, and safe crackers! We are trying to locate the recipient of¬†my son’s stem cells in order to find out if he would like to meet Rex, the donor who saved his life. ¬†This is what we know about the mystery patient: Male […]

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Blood, Sweat and Tears for Nothing

After surviving my inner lids being stabbed by 150 needles, I was beyond stoked to be rewarded with “normal” eyes, something that’s eluded me for years. ¬† Finally! ¬†I can apply a little Mac, Laura Mercier and Lanc√īme. ¬†Ya, that didn’t last. ¬†Intraductal meibomian gland probing was an utter quagmeyere. ¬†A big fat f-ing fail. […]

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Blood, Sweat and Tears for the Win

After about a million reschedulings, it finally arrived. ¬†My intraductal meibomian gland probing appointment. ¬†So exciting!!! Todd drove me to see Dr. R for the procedure that I knew was going to be rather barbarous, due to all the investigative groundwork¬†I did beforehand. ¬†You know that about me by now. ¬†I always read up on […]

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‚Ķand now I’m a Cocksacker

Thankfully for many most readers,¬†my posts are becoming¬†more and more spaced out. ¬†Not spaced out as in weird (no one would consider my posts weird), but spaced out as in more time between posts. ¬†I don’t have much to report these days regarding my brawl with health issues. ¬†This is a good thing, don’t get […]

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Toetally

Zeus and his fellow gods and goddesses on Mt. Olympus must really be Greecing the skids¬†for me.¬† It seems every time I’m ordered to spend weeks off my feet, Zeus sends his special spectacle¬†to the rescue! ¬†Back in 1988, I went into preterm labor with Mychaela and was put on bed rest for eight weeks, […]

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