The St. Paddy’s Rumble (Version 1) And she’s like, “Yo, bitch…”  And I’m like, “I beg your pardon, but I don’t appreciate language like that.”  (I know, you’re calling bs)  And she’s like, “You have 16 items in your cart and this is an express check out.  15 items or less.”  And I’m like, “And […]