After surviving my inner lids being stabbed by 150 needles, I was beyond stoked to be rewarded with “normal” eyes, something that’s eluded me for years. Finally! I can apply a little Mac, Laura Mercier and Lancôme. Ya, that didn’t last. Intraductal meibomian gland probing was an utter quagmeyere. A big fat f-ing fail. […]
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Zeus and his fellow gods and goddesses on Mt. Olympus must really be Greecing the skids for me. It seems every time I’m ordered to spend weeks off my feet, Zeus sends his special spectacle to the rescue! Back in 1988, I went into preterm labor with Mychaela and was put on bed rest for eight weeks, […]
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My son, Rex and I reported to Pamplona’s Plaza Consistorial, joining the other couple thousand runners (encierros) before 7am. Some were praying. Some were rereretying Nike laces. Some were doing nifty 1960’s-style warm up moves/stretches. They were male. They were young. They were eyeing me with a “What the f are you doing here?” look. One came […]
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Another Bucket List day was provided by our friends, the Friedmanns, who formed a team to benefit the wonderful organization, Shatterproof, by rappelling down a 16-story Newport Center office building in Newport Beach, CA. Hell yes! Where do I sign? My long-time friends, Kathie and Kathleen were assigned as my co-rappellettes, and I was stoked! We […]
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I am a very lucky girl/boy (see post Come On, Man!) for many reasons, but a biggie reason is my fantastical friends. Two of my bestest girly friends, Jae and Kristin, thought it would be fun celebrating my gender confusion/double DNA with a Dudes’ Day Out. Who the f am I to say no to that? Off […]
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Hey Kids! Does anyone know what time it is??? If the words ‘Howdy Doody’ are coming to mind, you are WRONG! (and kinda old) The correct answer is: I’m excited to NOW have a constant reminder that NOW is the time to do all those things you plan to do ‘someday’! None of us kNOW when […]
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Man Oh Man! Boy Oh Boy! I may not have the balls to post this. Well, actually… I’ve just got to man up. It’s mandatory I let the tomcat outta the bag. No maneuvering around it. Have you noticed any changes in my mannerisms? I’ve got to carefully manage this manuscript. I must not manipulate you any […]
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