Ahoy, me hearties! Fer all ye land lubbers’ information, I went under t’ cat o’ nine tails n’ got me poxed port side eye fixed. Me cap’n, Dr. K, n’ her crew did a great job n’ now aft me surgery, me eye can clearly see sails on t’ horizon. Arrrr. Shiver me timbers ~ blimey! […]
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I turned the big Five Won the other day, and to celebrate, I pulled a reverse surprise party on some friends and family 🙂 Todd and I met them in a predetermined spot, and had them wear warm, comfortable clothing. We let them know when we’d be done. We figured that’s all they needed to know. So […]
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The St. Paddy’s Rumble (Version 1) And she’s like, “Yo, bitch…” And I’m like, “I beg your pardon, but I don’t appreciate language like that.” (I know, you’re calling bs) And she’s like, “You have 16 items in your cart and this is an express check out. 15 items or less.” And I’m like, “And […]
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That’s яight, Bob’s eyes aяe f-ed up, just like mine, the infection is tяending on Twitteя and Vine. The Olympic anchoя desk went up in flames, when Bob could no longeя host the Sochi Games. What was the cause? Foul TV make-up oя яouge? Or peяhaps he ate sh*t while attempting the luge? Maybe the […]
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Have you ever tried to see through Vaseline? I have 🙂 My eyes have been taken hostage by Graft vs. Host Disease and in addition to that, TDVPHCCIBP – The Dreaded ‘Vitamin P’ (Prednisone) Has Caused Cataracts In Both Peepers. My newest team member, Dr. S3 diagnosed me with multiple cataracts and told me that I […]
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‘Twas a year since my transplant, when all through the home, Not a thing was un “done”, not even the throne. The tree was covered with meds, masks and gloves As a gesture of thanks for the care from above. ——————————————————————————————————————— To further celebrate hitting the one year mark, 10 members of my family decided […]
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To celebrate the upcoming 1 year mark since my transplant (December 14, 2013), and to honor my 2 biggest heroes – Todd, the world’s best caregiver, and Leason 4, the world’s greatest donor – my parents threw a shindig to thrash and trample all shindigs that have come before. Due to my chemo brain (CBIART […]
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My name is Joselyn and I’m addicted to reality tv. Here are some of my faves: THE REAL PATIENTS OF CITY OF HOPE: Starring the most outrageous patients who frequent City of Hope. Watch as they get into some major cat fights over appointment times, designer masks, and who’s most popular with the doctors and […]
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bad-ass-er-y [bad-as-ur-ree] noun 1. the art of behaving so exceptionally as to be mind blowing synonym: ultra-coolery antonym: douche baggery —————————————————————————————————————————- I have been surrounded by supreme badassery as of late and I want to share my good fortune with my dear readers 🙂 —————————————————————————————————————————- At last Saturday’s USC football game, the former Trojan volleyball […]
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Here’s some recent newsery and updates on my brawl: Dr. Fantastic took me off Prednisone at my last appointmentation with him! He had a great discriptivious way of announcing it 🙂 MNILTCCABB – Now Maybe I’ll Lose The Chipmunk Cheekery And Buddha Bellyness. Last week, Todd and I took a little road trippage up […]
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JOSELYN'S BRAWL 